Kek Paling Buruk & Pelik²

Maybe kek untuk perayaan Haloween kot. Ada sapa² yang tengah lapar??......

Kat mata tu mesti sedap kalau dijilat² kan

 

Kat tengah-tengah jantung ni perisa apa yek? Stoberi + choc?

Kek 'tahik' kucing

Yang ni paling teruk. Ughh

Situasi Pagi Tadi

Bangun tido...

Mandi-mandi...

Buka lappy...

Buka safari...

Buka soccernet.com

Tengok result footie...

Senyum lebar macam hantu... sebab...

LIVERPOOL KALAH LAGI!!!

 

 HAHAHA

KRAP = Kenny Remains at Pool

Plus, pasukan passing-paling-cantik-di-dunia (Arsenal) pun tersembam ke bumi... kalah 1-0 to Ipswich Town, team yang tengah struggle dalam liga Championship (& bermain tanpa manager masa tu). Dah la Wenger guna skuad yang agak kuat pun kalah jugak... nice one Wenger!

DOH!

*tak apa Wenger, still ada second leg lagi.. U olls will be at Wembly punya.

~ For a short time, what a nice moment to be a Manc ~

Facebook Nak Ditutup? Hoax!!

Kecoh dalam FB sehari dua hari ni, pasal laman sosial 'number one', 'most famous' & 'the most magnificent one' bla bla bla milik seorang anak muda American named Mark Zuckerberg yang nak ditutup. Abih kelam kabut cik Jannah Aurora, puan Ummie, cik Rose Fauzi & makcik Milah nasik lemak sedap buat ayat2 pasrah bila taw cite ni. Tapi jangan risau, sebenarnya berita ni bohong at it's best je.

sumber hoax klik di sini

entri menentang khabar angin klik sini 

Antara petikan kata-kata keramat 'palsu' enchik Zuckerberg dalam berita tu;

“Facebook has gotten out of control.”

“And the stress of managing this company has ruined my life. I need to put an end to all the madness.”

- Stress? keja apa yang tak stress? Just sebab stress, terus nak shutdown FB? baik aku ganti tempat zuckerberg je kalau camtu..

“I personally don’t think it’s a big deal.” 

“And to be honest, I think it’s for the better. Without Facebook, people will have to go outside and make real friends. That’s always a good thing.”

-Not a big deal eh? lol.

“I don’t care about the money,” 
“I just want my old life back.”

-hahaha. Aku rela keja stress2 tapi gaji bulanan hundred million dollars.

 gua stress. gua dah hilang akal. gua nak tutup FB.

p/s : Bak kata si Usop dalam muvee Hantu Kak Limah Balik Rumah, "nampak sangat bohongg..."